"What’s your favorite album, or book?" "I really like Metamorphosis, I think it says a lot about the human condition and psyche." "Yeah I love Franz Kafka." "Oh no, I was talking about Hilary Duff’s debut album."
holy fuck, thing about how pureblood wizards would react to reading things like “the hound of baskervile” and other mystery books where the muggles expect a magical source for troubles but its just other muggles and this just throws wizard born kids right the fuck off.
like of course the ghoul from scooby doo is haunting that place thats what they do wAIT HOLY FUCK YOU MEAN IT WASNT A GHOUL? WAAAT and muggle born wizards just chuckling to themselves